Pea Green Sofa Machine-$150

I am always trying to reinvent myself.
Some people grow bored of their hair color...
Some people grow bored of their job...
I grow bored of...me.
Sometimes I am set off by a season like fall.
Often times I am set off by an inspiring movie or an act of courage.
Very seldom, but at times in my life, I am set off by a song.
In this rare event I fell in love with "All I Want Is You" by Barry Louis Polisar.
As I delve into the harmonic melodies of dear Barry, I wanted to change.
So I...

• dyed my hair auburn
• purchased clothing in earth tones
• rescued a kitten
• painted my apartment cress green and burnt orange
• read several novels on elephant psychology
• became a monthly donor of PETA and WWF
• quit eating ALL meat
• watched documentaries/films on earth preservation
• weaved a basket out of bark
• bought organic rosemary lemon soap
• got a peace sign tattooed on my left hand
• added a pea green sofa to my furniture collection     

This last part is of most importance...I am now realizing that just because I want to be a less evil part of my whole world and community...doesn't mean I need to change everything about myself. Especially not my taste in furniture.
So if you are feeling like a tree huger today...buy my recycled pea green sofa machine for one-fifty obo.